In which we make stupid cat puns on shell scripting.

In which having lock down and hardware in the same sentence may apply to more than one situation.

In which friendship is the answer to waging war on presentation OCDs.

In which we replace TLS with a new shiny protocol and then work on locking it down.

In which we admit failure to learn programming, fight dragons instead, and pretend we know what we are doing after receiving the silent treatment.